everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead

eiyunoitakuni:

narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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THIS IS EVEN WORSE

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

lancecorporalfabulous:

makemecoffeepls:

i dunno , i just love how sassy he walks


you can just tell he’s purposefully waving his hips with every stride I s2g

lancecorporalfabulous:

makemecoffeepls:

i dunno , i just love how sassy he walks

you can just tell he’s purposefully waving his hips with every stride I s2g

lancecorporalfabulous:

makemecoffeepls:

i dunno , i just love how sassy he walks


you can just tell he’s purposefully waving his hips with every stride I s2g

lancecorporalfabulous:

makemecoffeepls:

i dunno , i just love how sassy he walks

you can just tell he’s purposefully waving his hips with every stride I s2g

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

tiddiemeat420:

wait

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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'Coming out'

  • Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
  • Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
  • Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
  • Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
  • Son: I do.
  • urtube:

    If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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    that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything