“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
THIS IS EVEN WORSE
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped
If i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything