burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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bewbers:

"we’re having guests over come downstairs"

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kagays:

this is a show about killing people

kagays:

this is a show about killing people

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

lieutenant-ass:

Things I learned from Attack on Titan: Blond people are good at lying

  • author: he had dark hair, dark eyes, and spoke fluent afrikaans
  • fandom: *draws white guy*
  • author: he had delicate skin as dark as the night
  • fandom: *draws white guy*
  • author: her dreadlocks where thick and her skin was dark
  • fandom: *draws white girl*
  • author: they had black skin as smooth as-
  • fandom: *draws white guy*
  • author: they're black, they are literally black, they are not white, seriously. they are black.
  • fandom: ....
  • fandom: *draws white guy*
  • author: I don't want to tell you how he looks like
  • fandom war: *starts*
  • brando-relatable:

    imagine ur getting bullied and suddenly the new silent kid at ur school comes to protect u and hes like human star platinum

    meladoodle:

    i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’